That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
If I die, sorry about rent.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
