Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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