I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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