Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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