Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
