He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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