At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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