Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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