Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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