That's intense
oh god the rape fog is back!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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