I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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