Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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