whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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