It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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