We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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