try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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