I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize