with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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