My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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