she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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