sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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