She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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