Im at strip club and am horny
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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