He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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