I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
