You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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