AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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