Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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