I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
