I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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