playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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