I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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