just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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