let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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