I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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