I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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