Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
