i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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