He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
someone owes me an orgasm
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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