it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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