I feel great
I just peed on a car
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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