Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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