belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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