Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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