Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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