so that wasnt chicken after all
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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