Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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