I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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