bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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