I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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