You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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