My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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