is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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