And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
they're like a gay fantastic four
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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