You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Randomize
